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This story just keps getting better. This 14-year-old supposedly showed up to the department in full uniform, picked up a radio and wrote tickets yesterday. He did this for SEVEN HOURS before someone was like, “Hmm, I wonder why this cop looks so much like my 9th grade nephew.” Seriously…amazing. Second City Cop has some really funny dirt on the situation, which may or may not be true:

This is classic. A male/1 in full uniform walks into the 3rd district desk and tells them he is from 005 and was sent there to work a traffic car. They get him a locker to use and call in the traffic car. He signs out a radio and jumps in with the female officer and away they go. They handle a traffic accident and when she realizes he doesn’t have a ticket book they go back into the station and he signs one out.

Away they go again. This time he asks if he can drive and she lets him. They write a few tickets and finish their tour.

Now comes the good part

Capt on the 3rd watch sees him and asks someone who he is. They tell him that he was sent over from 005. The capt has no knowledge and they start to question the “officer” When the Capt asks for his ID and star he says its out in his car. They tell him to go get it. Some smart detective follows him out to the car and they find out that he has no ID and his star was a commemorative CPD star. His vest was a vest cover stuffed with newspaper and if that wasn’t funny enough…HES 14 YEARS OLD AND HAS BEEN ARRESTED FOR POLICE IMPERSONATING BEFORE