have we forgotten that Zooey has an older sister who is also a total babe?
her name is Emily Deschanel, and she works on a show called ‘Bones’. and that is really close to ‘Boners’.
thats the best i can come up with. sorry, a lot of my jokes were tied up in sub-prime mortgages. this economy is fucking E’RYTHING up.
Dear Boner Party boys,
You might be interested to know that, according to my Esquire that just arrived in the mail today, Emily Deschanel doesn’t dig on guys who pack themselves into gyms for that perfect body. Did she just give dudes a pass for all that comes with too much booze and late night Mexican?
