I wish GQ put its profile of Terry Richardson online, but it didn’t. So I am here to tell you to go out and buy the April issue of GQ and read about a childhood more fucked up than you could probably imagine. You’ll also be treated to a Q&A with Keith Richards ripe with gems like this:

GQ: You should sell your body on eBay.

Keith Richards: Yeah, I think so. Apparently, I do have an incredible immune system. I had hepatitis C and cured it by myself.

How?

Just by being me.