maxhell:

jeffcagle:

If Keith Ballard was a righty, this would have never happened. I know. From experience.

properly tagged.  I once tried to adapt the wall punch into a floor punch… took like half a year to heal… If I had a sporting good in hand there DEFINITELY would have been fail.

Wait, whaaaa! Twinsies! Although, I kept it at the wall. But that wall was puck-proof plexiglass and I was wearing two-inch thick leather hockey gloves. Kind of like a floor, right? I still somehow broke the hand and knocked off all the water bottles along the wall. I’ll never forget the conversation that came next after I took my glove off and held it up to my coach:

“Uh, coach, I think I broke my hand.”

“Well that was pretty fucking stupid now, wasn’t it?”

It was, it was.